Comments on: The Associated Press Warns of “Deadly Tarantulas” http://toryanarchist.com/2008/07/26/the-associated-press-warns-of-deadly-tarantulas/ www.ToryAnarchist.com Thu, 04 Dec 2008 17:36:05 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.5 By: Tom Meehan http://toryanarchist.com/2008/07/26/the-associated-press-warns-of-deadly-tarantulas/#comment-1993 Tom Meehan Sat, 23 Aug 2008 19:56:30 +0000 http://toryanarchist.com/?p=667#comment-1993 Flooding presents more of a danger to Tarantulas than man. I'm pretty sure they can't swim. By the way, they've invaded Florida. Flooding presents more of a danger to Tarantulas than man. I’m pretty sure they can’t swim. By the way, they’ve invaded Florida.

]]> By: Scott Lahti http://toryanarchist.com/2008/07/26/the-associated-press-warns-of-deadly-tarantulas/#comment-1947 Scott Lahti Fri, 01 Aug 2008 19:37:33 +0000 http://toryanarchist.com/?p=667#comment-1947 [after Emily Litella] Why is everyone so frightened of a nice old-fashioned Italian dance? Why, what fun would an Italian wedding, or picking up your pizza be if you couldn't hear the tarantella over their speakers? What other rhythm gives you that "When you're here, you're family" feeling? And it helps us, too, to never forget who it was named after, that nice gentleman Jim Tarantella over at The Wall Street Journal opinion site, manning with no thought whatever for his own personal safety or sanity the burning deck of neoconservatism whence all but he had fled... What? *Tarantula* the spider? Never mind, Cheddar... [after Emily Litella]

Why is everyone so frightened of a nice old-fashioned Italian dance? Why, what fun would an Italian wedding, or picking up your pizza be if you couldn’t hear the tarantella over their speakers? What other rhythm gives you that “When you’re here, you’re family” feeling? And it helps us, too, to never forget who it was named after, that nice gentleman Jim Tarantella over at The Wall Street Journal opinion site, manning with no thought whatever for his own personal safety or sanity the burning deck of neoconservatism whence all but he had fled…

What? *Tarantula* the spider? Never mind, Cheddar…

]]> By: Matthew http://toryanarchist.com/2008/07/26/the-associated-press-warns-of-deadly-tarantulas/#comment-1941 Matthew Wed, 30 Jul 2008 15:37:56 +0000 http://toryanarchist.com/?p=667#comment-1941 Har. Har.

]]> By: Tim http://toryanarchist.com/2008/07/26/the-associated-press-warns-of-deadly-tarantulas/#comment-1937 Tim Wed, 30 Jul 2008 11:53:03 +0000 http://toryanarchist.com/?p=667#comment-1937 Maybe this guy works on their "Iranian nuclear threat" stories too! Maybe this guy works on their “Iranian nuclear threat” stories too!

]]> By: Casey Khan http://toryanarchist.com/2008/07/26/the-associated-press-warns-of-deadly-tarantulas/#comment-1936 Casey Khan Tue, 29 Jul 2008 21:28:26 +0000 http://toryanarchist.com/?p=667#comment-1936 "What kind of people is the Associated Press hiring these days?" Ask 'Stuff White People Like.' http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/06/25/winner-5/ “What kind of people is the Associated Press hiring these days?”

Ask ‘Stuff White People Like.’

http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/06/25/winner-5/

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